thestepswetook asked: 4, 19, 25
4. She can make (delicious) chocolate cake from scratch using bananas.
19. My friends in high school (at the time) decided to pick on the new guy at school and beat him up after school. So when class was over and we saw him waiting, I went up to him and antagonized him to try and fight me. We pushed back and forth, he swung and missed, then my friends (at the time) jumped in and started fighting him too. As they were chasing him around, I got his backpack to look for stuff to take (I was a juvenile delinquent for sure) when I noticed this gold foil Michael Jordan card. I just remember looking at it, looking back at this new guy keeping my friends (at the time) at bay and thinking to myself “What are you DOING?!” I told them to stop, handed him the card and told him he was fucking stupid for carrying that card around (Seriously, a gold foil Michael Jordan card). I didn’t speak to that kid again until 10th Grade World History Class (over a year later), where we bonded by sitting next to each other, talking about LOTR, women and making fun of our teacher and classmates. He’s getting married next year and I’m gonna be his Best Man. Love that dude.
25. Francesca’s birthday party on Saturday with my wasted face slapped on. I believe my arms were spread out with my tongue hanging out too. It’s an awesome sight to behold.
not by a long shot.
