fwarg asked: 2, 3, 21, 25, 28

2. Have you ever been so drunk off your ass that you befriend a Russell Crowe lookalike, eat a shit ton of wings, get free shots from Russell of whatever you want (Liquid Cocaine please!), black out and wake up in your bed naked with vomit all over you, naked pictures of your roommate as he’s lying on top of you on your desktop and not know what’s going on? Then being told that morning that you hid under a van in the parking lot after your 3rd shot of Liquid Cocaine and wouldn’t come out from under it until your friend got somebody on the phone (no idea who), then after being dragged out from under the van because they didnt know who I wanted to speak to and just start running away from everyone for no reason, finally get caught, shoved in a car whose door you proceed to open at every light just to vomit out the door? No? Is that just me? Really?

3. I was raised by Lesbians, so I have 2 Moms. They are the best. Not many people know that because don’t shout it out or proclaim to everyone I know, but if people ask I will gladly tell them.

21. It’s Thanksgiving tomorrow! I’m going home! I so excited! 

25. Oh Fwarg, just add me on facebook!

28. It would have to be this Head Bitch In Charge

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